ashish1705's blog

ashish1705
56, Tashkent, Uzbekistan

24.04.2011

God asked Women: I am remaking men with hi tech features, any Suggestion?
Women: Yes, that JOY STICK should be " Password Protected" to avoid misuse.


EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascarawith their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do a "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?


Why Men Are Never Depressed - -



Men Are Just Happier People -

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack ..

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to…



How to recruit the right person for the job ...

1) Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window
2) Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
3) Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

The Result & Solution

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If they are counting the Bricks ..

Put them in the accounts Department ..


If they are recounting them ..


Put them in auditing ..


If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks ..

Put them in engineering ..


If they are arranging the…


07.06.2010

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and…



5 NICE SHORT SAYING

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered
but only one boy came with an umbrella ...

THAT'S FAITH

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her ...

THAT'S TRUST

3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up ...

THAT'S HOPE

4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties ...

THAT'S…


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