15.07.2011
 awwww ;)
27, Tallinn, Estonia

Boyfriend was sitting with his girlfriend
Suddenly, he put his ear to her chest.
Girl asked what are u doing, ?
He said, "Shhh, i'm listening to your heartbeat, My favorite sound in the world."

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girl: Can I Hold Your Hand?
Boy: No
Girl: Why...?
Boy: Because It Will Hurt Too Much When You Let It Go.... :(

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Girl: Just go talk 2 her!
Boy: I cant im in love with her but she's nt in love with me.
Girl: She will!! U are amazing.
Boy: fine... I LOVE YOU.
Girl: I love you too! now go tell her.
Boy: I just did ♥

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Boy calls his GF at midnight..
Girl: Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you somethng important
Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF
Girl: *speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!
Boy: Cuz I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel

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When I tell you I love you... It comes right from the heart
When I tell you I love you... I hope we never part
When I tell you I love you... There are no boundaries
When I tell you I love you... It is a bond deeper than words
When I tell you I love you... It's a gift from my soul
When I tell you I love you... I hope you do... too
When I tell you I love you... I get a chill
When I tell you I love you... It means that I do
When I tell you I love you... I hold you tightly
When I tell you I love you... It is forever more
When I tell you I love you... It is for eternality
When I tell you I love you... I am not obsessive... lol
There are a thousand reasons why I tell you I love you
'cause baby it is true... (:

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Boy: If i ask u to jump down, will u do it?
Girl: yes i will.!
Boy: Why?
Girl : because i know you’ll catch my hand n pull me up.
Boy: if i don’t then?
Girl: Then I’ll die with the belief that you tried Ur best but couldn’t save me..
♥ Love is not about doing something but about believing someone ♥

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A middle class boy asks his high class Girlfriend
"If i go very poor,will you accept me...???"
Girl hugs him and says i am always with you...
Boy: If a very rich boy proposes you ?
Girl kissed the boy and says...
"i am sure that would be you ♥ " ..

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Someone Asked Me:
"What Is The Best Time
To Tell Someone You Love
Them . . . ?"
I Answered :
"Before Someone Else Does."

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father to son: hey why don't u go and study?
son: what for?
father: u'll get good marks
son: then?
father: u'll get good salary
son: then?
father: u'll get big house and a car
son: then?
father: u'll relax
son: what do u think i am doing right now.... :p

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bOy to girl .... i can make u say I LOVE U..
girl : no wayy !!
bOy : bet ??
gIrl : yes ..
bOy : ok start .. say blue?
girl : blue
bOy : say pink?
girl : pink..
bOy : say love?
girl : love ..
bOy : whats 1+1?
girl : 2
bOy : ur age?
gIrl : 18
bOy : hahaha.. i tOld u i could make u say 18!!
gIrl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
bOy : yes i did :D :D :D !!♥♥

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Girl :if i was in the hospital for a week how many time would you come to see me ?
Boy: Once
Girl: What Once ? Why :(
Boy: Because I.would Never Leave you ♥

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Girl: How do i know if a boy loves me?
Boy: It depends on how he treats you.
Girl: How should he treat me if he loves me?
Boy: Well, does he treat you like i treat you?
Girl: Not at all...
Boy: Then he doesn't truly love you... ♥ :)

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* Boy: I broke up with her.
* His Best Friend: What happened?
* Boy: She’s just too much for me.
* His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
* Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
* His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
* Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
* His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
* Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
* His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
* Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
* His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
* Boy: Well, she..
* His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
* Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
* His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.

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Ülekõige meeldib mulle lamada Sinu kõrval, Sind vaadata, uppuda Sinu silmadesse, kuulata Sinu hingetõmbeid, Sinusse iga hetkega järjest rohkem armuda, tunda kuidas Sinu kuumad huuled puudutavad minu huuli, uinuda hoides Sind endale nii lähedal kui võimalik, unes Sind näha, hommikul ärgates esimese asjana Sinust mõelda ning seejärel kõrvale vaadates avastada, et see kõik polegi unenägu

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Minu ees on pikk tänav . Ma seisan siin üksinda , ilma sinuta . . . Vihma sajab plaginal alla . Mu valged tossud on juba märjad . Mööduvad sekundid , minutid , tund & teinegi , kuid sind ikka pole . Küllap oled sa kuskil , kus sul on parem olla , kuskil , kus mind ei ole . Voolab pisar , voolab teine , kolmas , neljas . Ma imestan , et mul üldse pisaraid jätkub . Kuid justkui välk selgest taevast jõuab mulle kõik kohale . " Sa pole mind väärt ! " ütlen ma naerusuil ning kõnnin edasi lõpu poole , sinna , kus ootab mind õnn .

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Olid mu päike ,olid mu taevas ja olid mu põhjatu õnnekaev ,mida armastasin ülekõige .Sa olid samuti mu öö ja päev korraga ,mitte kunagi ei suutnud sa mind nutma panna .Panid mu naerma ,ka isegi kõige tobetamate naljadega ,sa olid mulle parim ja jääd ka selleks ,isegi kui sa ei kuulu mulle .

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Ma võin ju olla ilus , Mul võib olla hea iselooom , Ma olen hooliv ja sõbralik , Ma naeran alati , Nii palju kui võimalik , Sest mul on nii hea , kuid keegi ei näe tegelikult mu sisse , Ka mina olen haavatav , ka mina saan haiget Ma ei pruugi seda välja näidata , sest mulle ei meeldi haletsemine , lohutamine . Ma saan ise oma asjadega hakkama , ma saan oma muredest üksi jagu mul ple vaja , et teised minu pärast nutaks , ei ma ei taha seda , ma võtan elult kõik mis võtta annab , mul on hea elu , kuid kui minuga halvasti käitutakse , käitun mina ka . Ma võin ju olla vastikum kui keegi teine , aga te ei tea seda . Te näete ainult tüdrukut , kes naerab ja naeratab päevad läbi aga te ei näe selle väikse tüdruku sisse kuigi te võiksite . Ka minul on süda millele on palju kordi haiget tehtud , ja on haavu mis ei parane kunagi , isegi kui homme jälle naeran . Mu süda valutab ikkagi , nii kaua kuni keegi selle terveks teeb.

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Vahel on nii raske olla tugev ja kõik alla neelata.Raske on vaikida, kui süda tahaks kõik välja öelda ja võib-olla isegi karjuda, et hakkaks natukenegi kergem, aga ei saa. Kuigi sõnad ei ole üldse olulised on neil siiski suur tähendus. See on ainuke viis ennast väljendada, kuid see ei saa olla kunagi täpne. Sa võid ju püüda teistele kirjeldada, kui ilus on Sinu jaoks vikerkaar või kui väga Sa äikesetormi kardad, aga need sõnad ei pruugi teistele midagi ütelda. Ütleb vaid see, mida Sa tunned. See mis on meie sees. Ja seda ei ole mitte kuidagi võimalik teistele edasi anda. Sa võid kirjeldada, kuid Sa ei suuda. Ükskõik kuidas Sa ei püüaks aga võib-olla ongi nii kõige parem. Lihtsalt vaikida..

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Naised on nii koledad, et teie mehed meile igapäev järgi jooksete. Naised on kohe nii paksud, et te meile pidevalt ütlete, et me sööks midagi. Naised on kohe nii lollid, et te meilt igas asjus nõu küsite. Naised on kohe nii igavad, et te veedate enamus vabaaja meiega. Naised ei oska kohe üldse nalja teha aga te naerate alati totralt oma kallima nalja üle. Naised on lihtsameelsed, kohe nii lihtsameelsed, et saavad 20 ilatilkuvat meest omale sappa korjata ise silma pilgutamatagi. Naised on armukadedad, kohe nii armukadedad, et teie mehed lööte maha iga kuti, kes teie naist julgeb vaadata. Naised on litsid, kohe nii litsid, et ainult mehed suudavad neid oma partneri arvuga ületada. Naised on müstilised, just seepärast te meid armastategi.

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