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Mis kuul sa sündisid?
Jaanuar - Ma kuulan muusikat..
Veebruar - Ma õpin maatemaatikat..
Märts - Ma kaklen..
Aprill - Ma karjun..
Mai - Ma mängin kaarte..
Juuni - Ma vaatan telekat..
Juuli - Ma pissin.. :D
August - Ma tulistan
September - Ma abiellun..
Oktober - Ma kiusan kassi..
November - Ma naeran..
Detsember - Ma nutan..
Mis kuupäeval?
1.Räppariga
2.Kirbuga
3.Koolidirektoriga
4.Preestriga
5.Perearstiga
6.Micheal Jackson-iga
7.Jõuluvanaga
8.Bussijuhiga
9.Naabriga
10.Matemaatika õpetajaga
11.Hiinlasega
12.Isaga
13.Inesega
14.Hobusega
15.Koeraga
16.Mafiabossiga
17.Neegriga
18.Ahviga
19.Fotograafiga
20.Emaga
21.Prükkariga
22.Vanaemaga
23.Peeter Võsaga
24.Põdraga
25.Ilvesega
26.Elevandiga
27.Barutoga
28.Kaisukaruga
29.Edgar Savisaarega
30.Politseiga
31.Teletupsudega
Mis värvi pluus sul seljas on?
Valge - Laudas
Must - Koolimajas
Sinine - Auto parklas
Punane - WC-s
Roosa - Staadionil
Kollane - Kodus laua all
Roheline - Politsei jaoskonna ees
Lilla - Prügikastis
Hall - Jaapanis toidu poes
Oranz - Kapi otsas
Pruun/BeeŽ - Bensiinijaama katusel
Kuldne/Hõbedane - Pangas
[1] Ma pean sulle rääkima ühe saladuse VAATA NR. 5
[2] Vastus on VAATA NR. 11
[3] Ära mine kurjaks VAATA NR. 15
[4] Rahune maha, ära ole vihane VAATA NR. 13
[5] Esiteks VAATA NR. 2
[6] Ära ole vihane VAATA NR. 12
[7] Ma lihtsalt tahtsin öelda tsau :)
[8] See mida ma sulle öelda tahan on ... VASTUS ON NR. 14
[9] Ole kannatlik VAATA NR. 4
[10] See on viimane kord kui ma seda teen VAATA NR. 7
[11] Ma loodan et sa pole vihane kui ma ütlen seda VAATA NR. 6
[12] Sorry VAATA NR. 8
[13] Ära mine vihaseks VAATA NR. 10
[14] Ma ei…
,,mille eest sa vangis istud?"
,,Valeraha tegemise eest"
,,Kuidas sa vahele jäid?"
,,Kui ma 100 krooniseid võltsisin läks kõik läbi ,võeti vastu nagu ehtsat ,kui ma 500 krooniseid võltsisin oli kõik samuti okei ,aga kui ma 3-krooniseid võltsisin läks midagi nihu."
vana foto ning jäin vaatama
mu elus olnud hetki
inimesi, ennast ka
Pooljuhuslikult siis
ajas tagasi ma rändasin
ja nägin ennast taas
majas kus ma kasvasin
mälestusi täis on atmosfäär
vaatan häid kui halbu ma ei näe
et ei hooli, neist ei hooli
on hetki mida võime korrata
ja on kordi millest mööda tormata
et ei hooli, neist ei hooli
õues rooste läinud kiik
lapsed mängisid kõik siin
see oli nagu eile
see jõuab taas minuni
sellel pildil olen ma
oma esimese sõbraga
vahel küsin endalt mõttes
mis on temast saand
mälestusi täis on atmosfäär
vaatan häid kuid halbu ma ei näe
et ei hooli, neist ei hooli
on hetki…
Taisi:
Me elus olnud raskeid hetki,
neid meil olnud tuhandeid.
Rääkimata jäi see lugu,
siis oli hall mu päev.
Henri:
Hingevalu ja kõik varjud
on seinana mu ees.
Nad kartsid meie päiksesära
ja võtsid kogu jõu mu seest.
ref:
Ma teile nüüd laulan
oma rääkimata loo.
Jääb kestma me unistus
suurim soov.
Südamest tulnud
ja kõik me koos
alla anda me ei saa.
Taisi:
See rääkimata lugu
on meil kõigil südameis.
Ükskõiksus teinud kõik
ja üksinda sa nüüd.
Henri:
Murdumisest jõud meil
juba ammu otsa saanud.
On jäänud lootus jäänud meil,
et mõistaksime teineteist.
Ref:
Ma teile nüüd laulan... (3x)
Selles rääkimata loos.
Õpetaja küsib Juku käest: "Kes oli Venemaa esimene president?"
Juku: "Ei tea."
Õpetaja: "Kes olid Venemaa esimesed sõdurid?"
Juku: "Ei tea."
Õpetaja: "Kas Marsil on elu?"
Juku: "Ei tea."
Õpetaja: "Kust tulevad püssikuulid?"
Juku: "Ei tea."
Juku läheb koju ja küsib isa käest: "Kes oli Venemaa esimene president?"
"Lenin."
"Kes olid Venemaa esimesed sõdurid?"
"Vingeri-Vangeri."
"Kas Marsil on elu?"
"Ei tea, seda veel uuritakse."
"Kust tulevad püssikuulid?"
"Moskvast, kümme tükki pakendis."
Järgmisel päeval on koolis asendusõpetaja. Ta küsib Juku käest:
"Mis su nimi on?"
"Lenin."
"Kes su ema-isa on?"
"Vingeri-Vangeri."
"Kas sa oled hull vä?"
"Ei tea, seda veel uuritakse."
"Kust küll sellised hullud tulevad?"
"Moskvast, kümme tükki pakendis."
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Lõpuks ometi! Ei jõudnud ära oodata!
Naine: Äkki lähen ära?
Mees: Ei, ei ära isegi mõtle sellele!
Naine: Kas sa ikka armastad mind?
Mees: Loomulikult!
Naine: Kas sa mind kunagi petad?
Mees: Ei! Kuidas see sulle üldse pähe tuli?
Naine: Kas sa suudled mind?
Mees: Ikka ja pidevalt!
Naine: Kas sa peksad mind?
Mees: Mitte mingil juhul!
Naine: Saan ma sind uskuda?
loe nüüd alt yles